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June 8th, 2009 — Features
Inspired by Ginger Leigh’s $1000 fantasy sex toy challenge Issa Schampe and I have put together our list all the fun things we would buy if we had a grand to spend. Here’s a little tidbit you might not know about us- we’re intensly competitive. So you can only imagine we the shit talking that is going on between us as who has the best list. Naturally, there is only one way to settle this: Put the vote to the people!
So check out Issa’s list and then mine and then vote for your your favorite on the poll located on the right of the page… While you’re at it, share your ideas of what the winner should get in the comments of this post 
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June 7th, 2009 — Features, Shared Perversions
OK… So I can’t Issa have all the fun with her $1000 shopping spree wishlist to www.sextoys.com! I came up with my own list to compete- what do you guys think?
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/TO7281-7/My-First-Butterfly-Vibe-with-Wireless-Remote/
$64.89- Picture this scene: Loud, crowded club. A girl wearing this under her clothes. My finger on the remote control. I’ve done it before and it is the most fun you can have with your clothes on.
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/CNVXR-GI110/Fat-Jack/
$120.19- You come into the dark bedroom, where a purple pouch is placed dead center. I’m sitting in a chair facing the bed. I instruct you to undress, go to the bed, and open the pouch… that is when the fun begins.
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/LOVF0070/VibraFun-Crop-Purple/
$55.89- I don’t have one of these and I can see so much potential! You: bent over a couch. Me: behind you with this in my hand.
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/SS950-09/Masters-Door-Jam-Restraint-Kit/
$47.49- The classic conundrum I face is where to place restrains (or the bolts for restraints) that won’t scandalize vanilla guests. This is the answer.
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/CNVXR-LE701-KIT/Hitachi-Magic-Wand/
$90.89- I like to think that I’m like artist with Hitachi in my hand. Want to be my canvass?
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/CNVXR-TS126-RED/TLC-Japanese-Silk-Love-Rope-16-ft-Red/ $20.19- You: sitting in a chair, tightly bound in this soft rope. Me: Hitachi in one hand and and the other hand on your throat.
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/CNVAX-B-W-11/Locking-Red-Satin-Lined-Wrist-Cuffs/
$94.49- NOTHING is more important in a Dom’s arsenal than a good set of wrist cuffs and this pair is both functional and beautiful.
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/VTWEV/We-Vibe/ $138.89- You’re lying in bed, arms and legs restrained at the corners. I’m holding this beautiful toy. Any question how much fun we’ll have?
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/CNVXR-AA248/Strict-Leather-Sling-and-Stirrups/ $197.49- I’ve never been a fan of slings but this is hot kit changes my mind particularly when you think about its potential applications
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/CNVXR-FH800/The-FuckSall-Fucking-Kit/ $182.19- From the first time I saw this on FuckingMachines.com I’ve wanted one. Now I want a FuckSall and a beautiful girl in the Strict Leather Sling & Stirrups.
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/PD1816-26/R4A-Vibrating-Nipple-Clips-Silver/
$38.89- I can’t stop thinking about the noises you’ll make as I place these on your nipples with your hands cuffed behind your back.
- http://www.sextoys.com/product/CNVEF-EDJ-1376-04-1/Personal-Lube-Cherry-34oz/
$13.19- This is an often forgotten tool in any D/s kit. I highly recommend a flavored lube and this one is a winner!
Grand Total: $999.79
June 5th, 2009 — Features
Yes, I am a kinky bastard.
Yes, I like to set up D/s scenes with beautiful women who appreciate a firm hand.
Ergo, you will leave a comment. Seems like perfect logic to me… I look forward to your post.
May 27th, 2009 — Features
today i got the following text message:
“if you ever die, i’ll burn your couch as a vigil to your sex life.”
May 21st, 2009 — Features
last sunday (sinday), i was lying in bed, waking up slowly when i got a series of text messages from my new tattooed fellow asking if he could come over for a visit. so i gave in. and then i gave in. he’s very sweet and very good.
but then i couldn’t get him to leave.
eventually, i had to leave my house in order to get him out of it. so i went over to the tattooed playboy’s house for a get together. after some beers and some veggies, i left with my pants on…but not without some begging to remove them first. i was pleased to have held my ground. this visit took place after much consideration and thought, which boiled down to my decision not to continue a sexual relationship with him. friends only.
and it was going so well.
but then last night i had a moment of weakness. i agreed to do him a favor, and the favor required a visit to my home. i managed to keep distance between us during the visit, and we were wrapping things up. i was almost victorious. but then i walked from the kitchen into the living room and he came up behind me, bent me over the couch and the rest is history. really, what would you do in a situation like that? saying no would be criminal, and now i have one more memory…
xox.
May 20th, 2009 — Features, Reviews, Shared Perversions, Websites
For this week’s sex blog round up I wanted to share 3 incredibly sexy couples! These blogs are inspirational not only because of the sensual content but also because of the dynamic relationships they portray.
1) Naked Loft Party. The progenitor of modern sex blogs the sexy duo behind nakedloftparty.com chronicles their lives in a young, chic NYC swinging network of parties and friends. The accounts of their adventures are as hot as the pictures they sprinkle in to the mix.
2) Married Exploits. A blog that is so sincere sometimes feels like I’m reading accounts from very close friends. Their take on sex, relationships, and polyamory are both intellectually and sexually stimulating. I know this sounds too bookish, so let me add that they have wild and delicious sex… need more reason to read?
3) Rose and Lechein. This uber hot euro couple burn up the blogosphere with a combination hot photos and stories. I just discovered them and they are in my top list of sex blogs regardless of category. ’nuff said.
February 25th, 2009 — Features
i’m about 7 months out of my last relationship, of which i’ve spent mostly bored and celibate. lately, however, it’s a feast. the famine is over! or in a hiatus, at least. i have all of these cute guys to choose from…and one at a time i am giving them their shot. who am i to deny someone something that he wants, after all? isn’t there something about that in the constitution?
p.s. none of them are black. that position is still open.
xox
February 20th, 2009 — Features
i bet i’d drink more than most during a game of I Never, but, with that said, there are still quite a few things that i’ve never done…and should.
on my mind this evening is ne-yo. i’ve never had sex with a black man. this has prompted me to make a list of black men i want (in no particular order):
ne-yo (part chinese)
that guy at the bar whom i did not bother to talk to but did eyeball the entire night (random and mysterious)
tyson beckford (i’m sure i dont need to say why)
lil wayne (before you judge me go listen to his voice instead of the stupid shit he says)
50 cent (he’s tough)
president obama (that desk in the oval office is pretty large…)
tiki barber (i bet he can be a really dirty commentator when he wants to)
*sigh*
i need to go find a distraction. i’ll be sure to let you know when i can mark this “never” off my list.
January 12th, 2009 — Conventions/Tradeshows, Events, Features, Parties
Oh man… do we have stories to tell you! Keep your eyes peeled as we review the best parties, crazy events, and the going on at the Adult Entertainment Expo.
January 3rd, 2009 — Features
Do you ever read a blog and think “How fucking cool! What would it be like to walk a mile in their shoes?” Yeah? Well neither do I, you uppity bastards.
Thinking about all the inspirational antiprudes out there, I have whittled down my list to 5 people who I’d like to follow (in a most non-stalker way possible) for a day. My criteria was:
- Contribution to the community
- That certain joie du vie which means they’d be a hell of a lot of fun
- Unique perspective on culture
- …. And last but not least, Ridiculously good sex life
So with out any more ado… my Top 5 list includes:
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The Future of Sex Positive, Ms. Violet Blue
Violet Blue author,webmistress, and sex positive pioneer. TinyNibbles.com. She is a prolific author , but my personal fav is “The Smart Girl’s Guide to Porn”. Deadly smart, great philosophy- I have a SUPER huge crush on her to boot. I mean seriously people, if she can turn “porn expert” into something Oprah can get behind, she can walk on water in my book.
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A Lady Who Knows What She Likes, Ms. Suzanne Portnoy.
Suzanne Portnoy, author and sex blogging diva. She can be found on Huffingtonpost and www.SuzannePortnoy.com. Her book “The Not So Invisible Girl” is HOT!!! At the risk of sounding like the super fanboy I am, I would give an appendage (not that one, sickos) to photograph just one of her adventures.
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The Visionary, Garion Hall.
Garion Hall, CEO Abby Winters. www.AbbyWinters.com. AbbyWinters.com has rocked the porn becoming both online and video powerhouse. My grandmother likes to say “You can judge a person by the company they keep.” ‘Nuff said.
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The Incredible Ms. Grey
Sasha Grey, porn star and mainstream actress. www.NastySashaGrey.com. Destroying the mold for how a pornstar looks, sounds, and thinks wasn’t enough for Sasha. Besides fronting an experimental art-rock band, she’s been cast in the latest Steven Soderbergh film. Oh yeah, and she’s only 20 freakin’ years old (don’t I feel like a god-damn slacker). Did I mention an attitude to match?
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Doing God's Work, Mr. Lex Konrad's Naked Loft Party
Lex Conrad, progenitor of the sex bloggers phenomenon. www.NakedLoftParty.com. So. FUCKING. Cool. Lex gives me an inferiority complex with his hot parties, great photography, and witty writing. Am I gushing? I can’t help it… Lex and his gorgeous wife Les are that inspirational.
So that is my list. Who is on yours?